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| Report: | [Match report by Tim E]
It was a David and Goliath fixture. The Savages of St Melons vs the Posh knobs of Cowbridge. Both teams fighting for either relegation or promotion. Fortunately, after tonight I think both clubs got what they wanted.
I'll be honest. I turned up a little late. But as Cardiff’s most decorated sports reporter knows a picture tells a thousand words. The picture of Si standing there in his jeans, showered, shaved, hair dye applied (silver colour) looking pucker already 3 pints down told me all I needed to know. I presume he convinced Dave to a rap battle instead. Sadly, he lost.
As I climbed the stairs into Cowbridge's fantastically newly renovated establishment all I could hear was the roar of "The Raging Bull". A nickname that Al has sunk his hoofs into. No one messes with the bull. Tbf Adam tried. Taking the first game, but it only enraged the beast further. A foolish move. Never enrage the bull. You might hurt his feelings. 1-1 Cowbridge. Relegation was starting to slip away from Cowbridge.
It was great to see Tim N stepping back into the team after Dan had been struck with a serious case of the sniffles. I actually marked half of this game, so this account is relatively factual. Having got himself into numerous great positions in the rally it looked as if Tim was feeling the early Christmas spirit and would loft a tasty mid court present for Andrew to unwrap. Sadly, the gifts were only going one way. It’s November, Tim. I bet you he’s one of those knobs who puts his Christmas tree up early. 2-1 Melons. Relegation back on track.
Like the 2015/16 premier league champions no one could predict the outcome of the next game. I mean no-one could predict where the ball, bat, body of Tim would end up. He made the Spanish Inquisition look amateur. Layna with her perfectly straight lengths and positioning. Honestly... But no coach can prepare you for a run around with The Golden Retriever. At 1-1 it looked like a tasty fixture. Sadly, however Tim was so unorthodox that he confused not only his opposition, the crowd above but also himself. Turns out Squash won. Boring.
Lastly but not least, two chaps going for an entry in the Guinness Book of Records. Both would you believe it with 100% records this season. One looked certain at breaking the others perfect record but who would cause the upset? Fortunately, Ricky won which maintained their records going into the end of the season. Phew! (I probably should clarify that Chris actually has won 1 game this season but in the name of artistic licence I decided to omit this).
Now promotion and relegation are back on track both teams escaped for deserved pie, chips and beans. Phooooar. The number one post match tea in South Central 1. Can we get a point for that? |
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| Author: | Dan Patterson |
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| Notes: | AG 2R
great Match Report! |
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