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| Report: | Note: James Brooke retired injured after the first game.
But enough of that, here's Tim's match report!
Cowbridge were in a world of trouble tonight. Without their captain they were void of leadership. Dan had chosen to "go out for tea" on a game night... what? You heard me. I'm sure your daughter would have loved an evening of exhibition squash to bring in her 18th.
The home side weren't the most punctual tonight. Fortunately Al was keen as mustard and in the running for most dedicated team member this year he didn't disappoint. It's the taking part that counts. That's what team squash is all about right? He lost to Alex fuelled on pickled eggs in straight sets. His excuse was a lack of supporters and a severe case of hurt feelings.
Simon, our next contender in reliability showed Steve a thing or two. Unlike the concerns raised last week Si was potent. He was on point tonight placing the balls in hard to reach areas and that's not just a gag at his sex life. It looks like his dinner out with Mrs P last week went well. 1-1
Someone's sadly got to play him. Tonight was Murph's turn to take the dog on a walk. He managed to keep the retriever on a leash in the first game and it looked worrying for Cowbridge. But once released to run in the park it was curtains for Murph. Sometimes there just aren't enough dog treats. 2-1 Cowbridge
The next game was short to report. To be fair to him I don't think there has been a week in which Jimmy hasn't wrecked some part of his body but like The Black Knight in Monty Python he just keeps coming. I turned up to watch one point which summed the match. It lasted about 10 minutes and ended up in Smithy tearing another hole in Jimmy's arse. Sadly he just didn't have it in him to bite his legs off.
It all fell on Chris and Joe to decide the night. It was a real nail biter. At 2-2 the crowd was getting excitable. The B team are sadly all too familiar with "The Windmill" when Chris is set for a winner at the front of the court and then does a little dance before tinning it. A trademark shot but I've got to say nobody's had so much fun in a court since Judge Rinder was given a second series. Sadly fun doth butter no parsnips. 2-3 Cardiff
Back to the club house for beers and grub. Little did historians know but the feast of St David was based on footlong sausages, a bucket of chips and a trough of baked beans. Cheers lads. |
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| Author: | Tim Elvidge |
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| Notes: | String 2 removed from Squash Levels
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