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| Report: | Match Report [by Tim E]
After the recent hiccup at the BBC, Cowbridge B Team reporting is probably now the most reputable news source in the UK. We promise to continue to bring you the cold hard sports facts straight to your telecommunications device. A news source you can rely on. Anyway tonight CSRC was pleased to exhibit another sporting masterclass as the Bs (aka The Invincibles) took on Salty Dogs of Porthcawl.
Dan, you may also know him as The Policeman with the drawn on sidies from that Biker Grove episode. There were no oscars available tonight for our local celebrity but boy if there had been. Darren clearly starstruck says he was happy with scoring a point. When your expectations are that low. Just making himself toast in the morning must feel like a victory.
Simon dealt with Ian like a one night stand. Charming, efficient and well oiled. While we are on the topic of one night stands I feel we should probably make a statement on behalf of CSRC, given the rumours that have been floating around. It is the position of the reporting team that Simon is and has not had an affair. He definitely did not have a night in with an unnamed member of the club watching Brokeback Mountain, sipping Strawberry Daiquiris with popcorn on his lap. Mrs P has nothing to worry about.
Binary Al (currently switched to 1) and like an alcoholic version of Popeye since getting back on the beers has found his performances boosted. Today it appeared he had grown a slug on his upper lip and looking like a 1980's Sonny Crockett ready to embark on a drugs bust, there was only ever going to be one outcome. Chris was his victim tonight. No drugs busted but who cares. The streets will be safer tonight.
Tim arriving late tonight. Probably in the bar tasting the range of lagers prior to his post match shandy. He really has grown into his role as the Golden Retriever. Never had a nickname suited to his style of attrition more. Unfortunately Simon hadn't had the brief. His style matched the Retrievers but there is only one Golden Retriever.
Last but not least Jimmy was left to unleash his box of tricks on Lewys. The Master Chocolatier was crafty pulling out all the tricks tonight. The match was exhibition stuff. In fact we should start selling tickets to see this guy. A 5 game thriller finished a great evening and the Chocolatier was just too silky. Chris "Iceman" Davies. Who's he you say?
The evening closed with beers, chips, beans, and sausages as long as your arm while we discussed Si's love for semi erec... sorry, detached properties.
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| Author: | Dan Patterson |
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| Notes: | AG 2R
Great match report yet again! |
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