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| Report: | With Si away "on business", the team picked itself, which coincidentally would have been the same had he been available. The nature of his absence looked even more dubious as no-one had seen Big Sean since the debauched poker night on Friday. #prayforsean
Tonight's visitors were an amalgamation of 2 already decent teams. The Vale A and Llandaff A, joining together over Christmas to make.... 'The Vale A'! Ok, not the most imaginative name but nevertheless, the kind of lethal combination not seen since Anthony Joshua knocked out that youtuber!
The captain got the match underway, looking to sign off with a win so he didn't feel bad about abandoning his team again for 3 weeks! That didn't work! Great game though, a classic 5 setter, played in great spirits but the Geriatric Geordie couldn't quite deal with Scott and his magic box of tricks. 1 nil Valedaff.
The Bull was over on Hamlet, looking to turn things around but since joining the Llanblethian mums WhatsApp group, Al appears to be losing his way a bit on court. He seems more interested in tiles and worktops than line and length, his mind elsewhere, probably thinking about Tobias the hot kitchen designer. He is fit to be fair. 2 nil Llanvale.
The Golden Retriever hurt his finger last week but as he didn't have to wait 3 weeks to see a GP, he was all better in time for this week's game. His opponent; Gareth, a self-taught laser tag specialist, let rip with some friendly fire before disabling Tim's sensors. Tim made up for it later, when he respawned in the bar dressed as Starsky and Hutch and delivered some top tier chat up lines to Julie , who wasn't listening. 3 nil Jean Claude Vale Daff.
The Ice Man had been naturally engrossed in the Winter Olympics but took time out of his busy schedule for the occasion. Super Sunday had nothing on tonight, which will be forever known (until next week at least) as Terrific Tuesday as he came from 1 nil down to beat Eirian 3-1. .... and with his gold medal hanging majestically around his neck, Chris stood tall on the podium as a single tear rolled slowly down his face while we all sang the Welsh National anthem.... Wake up Chris, wake up!
If Willy Wonka had a squash court in his chocolate factory, this match would be on every week. Jimmy v Sarah, the most chocolatey fixture in South East Wales. Sarah struggled last time in MooToon but like a rare and delicate cocoa bean, she lacked bitterness and came back with an assortment of sublime treats for us all to watch. The Master Chocolatier was under considerable pressure and had to dig deep, into the second layer, where he found the 'couverture' he needed to win the game! A fitting end to a great night of squash.
The disappointment of losing was quickly overshadowed as it was pie week in the rugby club, served with chips and smaller than average pan of beans. We still didn't finish them though! Snoop Dogg said later in his interview "The Vale?, great team, rubbish at eating beans yo". |
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| Author: | Dan Patterson |
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| Author: | Bledd Davies |
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| Notes: | AG 2R
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